Sunday, January 9, 2011

dear nikki, here's the deal.

you are fat. it's as simple as that. and you know it. yet you lack the fucking self-control you need to get thin. you have the drive, the determination, you can plan out every little detail of a diet or workout routine, but you don't fucking follow through. you can go 6 days without digesting anything, and then let yourself eat 2 plates of food at a family breakfast outing? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

do you realize that i am inside your head? that i know all your thoughts? every want, every dream, every desire, fear, every little thing inside your mind, i know it all. so here's the deal, nikki. you've been thinking about sex. i know you have, so don't deny it. you think you're getting closer and closer every day to falling in love, to being ready to take that leap.

you can't remember the first time you had sex with molly. it wasn't that memorable, was it? what do you remember besides feeling too fat? do you want it to be the same way with andrew? he's already seen you naked, and i'm surprised he's not disgusted by you. i'm shocked, in fact, that he says he likes your body.

he's lying, nikki. i don't care if your heart says he's not. I SAY he's lying. he wishes you were thinner, nikki. he's not going to fall in love with you until you're perfect.

it's going to take you a couple months or so to want to go all the way with him, so i'm giving you a very fair warning. you're not allowed to have sex with him until you're thin. 120 or lower. that's a little less than 20lbs away. not perfection, but much closer.

so think about that next time you want a fucking potato chip.

Love,
Ana

1 comment:

  1. I think I'm going to have to put a sign on my pantry saying "thunk about that next time you want a fucking potato chip" lol I don't know why but I love it. Ana is a cruel master though.

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