in german class today, everyone brought in food for our "weihnacht party" (christmas party). panera bread bagels, croissants, nutella, cookies, orange juice, pumpkin bread... needless to day, i ate a little bit of everything. and, needless to say, i set of to dispose of it in the bathroom.
everything was going fine. but halfway through, i heard footsteps. there is no doubt that who ever she was, she heard me.
i panicked. i didn't know what to do except clean myself up, flush, and bolt. i pray that she didn't recognize the purple knock-off uggs on my feet.
i came back into the classroom with a bright red knuckle and a composed smile. no one said a word.